The Real Story of Evolution

Brother can be really gullible. Several years ago, I told him the real story of evolution:

And then Evolution happened...

This actually frightened Brother, so he stopped eating vegetables, believing that they would turn into people wearing vegetable-colored clothes with leaves on their heads.As you can imagine, this caused quite a scene at the dinner table one night.

 Mom and Brother screamed at each other for a while, and then Brother revealed the real story of evolution for the whole family to hear. As you can imagine, my parents were not impressed.

Every. Single. Time.