The Prank Call

Hwi and I had a score to settle with Gray Wolf. You see, she's been purposefully missing the bus to do homework for about 6 weeks now, and we got really ticked off that she can get away with that.

 

 So Hwi and I decided to get back at her. My way.

I downloaded a special app on my phone that allows me to disguise my voice. Hwi and I grabbed my phone, opened the app, chose a scenario, and the stage was set. We placed the call, and Gray Wolf picked up.

Here's how the dialogue went down:

Gray Wolf: Hello? Gray Wolf speaking.
Pranky and Hwi: Hello, is this *insert Gray Wolf's number here*?
Gray Wolf: Yes.
Pranky and Hwi: This is Henry Watkins calling from the Zoo. I need to find out what time you want your koala bear.
Gray Wolf: Sorry, what?
Pranky and Hwi: A baby koala bear, you signed up to adopt one and we got a dozen of these babies and we're delivering them all today. What time is good for you?
Gray Wolf: Urm.. could you call back in two hours?
Pranky and Hwi: No.
Gray Wolf: Why?
Pranky and Hwi: 'Cause we aren't really the Zoo, Gray Wolf, you idiot!
Gray Wolf: PRANKY! HWI! IS THAT YOU?!
Pranky and Hwi: No, we're... I mean I'm Henry Watkins, remember?
Gray Wolf: YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!
Pranky and Hwi: Miss, are you mentally unstable? Because we... I can get you help.
Gray Wolf: I KNOW IT'S YOU TWO!
Pranky and Hwi: *Uncontrollable laughter*
Gray Wolf: AARGH!!! *Hangs up phone*


And that's why you take the bus to school.