Exploding Hamster Prank

My friend Birdy is very animal-oriented. So, naturally she freaked when I showed her this picture of a water baloon:

and told her that it was a hamster. Birdy actually believed this claim. She's still freaking out.

Death by Mud

Hwi is terrified of mud. I swear, I have never seen anybody so mysophobic (that's mudphobic in regular language). Hwi probably just dislikes mud, but when she gets dirty she freaks out and complains for hours, so Gray Wolf and I tend to laugh at her.

(This is after a car splashed a bunch of mud towards Hwi. Unfortunately, mud doesn't actually make an evil face and reach towards you, so this drawing is kind of exaggerated.)

Gray Wolf and I took note of this fear of mud, and decided to play the best prank ever. Gray Wolf invited Hwi and me to a sleep-over at her house, and in the middle of the night, we moved Hwi into the forest behind Gray Wolf's house and used a squirt gun to make the ground all around her wet and muddy.

Gray Wolf and I were so impressed with our own cunning that we went to bed and forgot about Hwi!
Unfortunately we only remembered her because she woke us up at about 2:00 am by her screaming.

Because of her Hwinertia (see family and friends page for pronunciation and definition), Hwi did not think that this was very funny. She screamed at us for several hours (I think that both Gray Wolf and I fell asleep during this shouting match), by which time my parents had arrived. Understandably, they were not amused by my evil abilities.

One of these days, I'm going to prank someone and not get grounded! Then they'll see!

Super Bacon Prank

I found this awesome website that lets you slap a slab of bacon onto any website. I totally pranked Gray Wolf by putting the bacon on a website that she's addicted to. (Here's the website: http://bacolicio.us/about:blank). You just stick it in front of a web address and poof! Your website just got baconified. Here are two screenshot examples:

I sent an email to Gray Wolf that consisted of this:

Oh No!

Pranky Prankster

to Gray Wolf Growl

Gray Wolf! You won't believe what happened to Howrse! Click here to find out! It's terrible! It's the end of the world!!!

Naturally, Gray Wolf clicked on the link, and she saw this:

And then she freaked out. The return email said:

Re: Oh No!

Gray Wolf Growl

to Pranky Prankster

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!

I imagined this:

Oh, Gray Wolf. Of all the things to think that the world is ending over, why did you choose seeing a slab of bacon on your favorite website courtesy of your evil friend?

The Real Story of Evolution

Brother can be really gullible. Several years ago, I told him the real story of evolution:

And then Evolution happened...

This actually frightened Brother, so he stopped eating vegetables, believing that they would turn into people wearing vegetable-colored clothes with leaves on their heads.As you can imagine, this caused quite a scene at the dinner table one night.

 Mom and Brother screamed at each other for a while, and then Brother revealed the real story of evolution for the whole family to hear. As you can imagine, my parents were not impressed.

Every. Single. Time.

Wet Dad Prank

This is another awesome prank. It's also evil. And annoying. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! This is also a classic, so many of you may have either heard of or done this.

Dad got very wet. And then I had to clean up the water, and I got grounded. Again.

Prison, sweet prison.

Freaky Fruit Prank

This is an incredibly awesome prank. One year, my mom grew strawberries. They weren't supposed to make fruit until July, but in about May I decided that it would be the ultimate prank to make my parents think that the strawberries were growing out of season (however, I always think it's the ultimate prank when I play a prank).

Imagine this:

Wasn't that awesome? And the best part is: I didn't get grounded for it!

YAY!!!!

Forgotten Family Members!

AAGH! I forgot to introduce you to my 'dogs!' For the record, I don't actually have any dogs. Or cats. Or rabbits. Or guinea pigs. Or hamsters. But I do have lots of fish. I will introduce you to them individually (because I actually don't have anything better to do).

Stubby is my personal favorite. He's a rubber-lip Plecostomus, and he actually looks like this:

He's a sucker mouth catfish and he swims around the tank eating algae with the mouth that's underneath his head... or at least, he's supposed to. Stubby revealed himself to be the world's only carnivorous pleco. That, and he's also mildly aggressive and occasionally nocturnal. Just like me! He changes the number of spots he has according to his mood. In the drawing above, he's hungry. In the photo above he's confused (Look at me! I'm the fish-whisperer!). When we go on vacation he goes into Stubby Shutdown Mode (SSM) and turns white with black 'meh' spots. Mom insisted on getting a large rock to stick in the tank when we first got it. Stubby spends hours just sitting on it. We think it's for 2 reasons. 1. The Rock smells like algae, so Stubby enjoys the aroma (Funny enough: he never actually eats algae...). 2. The Rock is smack in the middle of the tank, so 'King Stubby' can use his 'throne' as a place to bully all of the other fish into submission. Overall, I've never met a more lazy fish, but then again, I actually haven't met that many fish.

 Jeremy and Louise are golden barbs. This is what they really look like:

(This picture is from a while ago. Jeremy is on the top) Louise is a little bit... okay, really overweight. They pretty much spend their time doing... fish things. They swim around the tank and eat when we feed them. Admittedly, that's about it.

Jester and Jordan are Harlequin Rasboras. Jester is male and Jordan is female. This is what they actually look like:

(Jester is on the top). You can tell them apart by looking at their back fins. Jordan has rounded ones, and Jester has pointed ones. They swim around and eat, and that's about it.

Riddle is a Round Red-Eye Tetra. Her original name was Tom Riddle (Voldemort's original name, from Harry Potter) because she has red eyes, but then we found out that she was female, so we dropped the 'Tom.' She used to have a male partner called Narcissus, but he died. This is what she really looks like:

She's a bit more aggressive than any of the other fish except Stubby, and apart from the occasional violent mood swing, where she chases another fish around the tank, Riddle also doesn't do much.

Those are all of my fish at the moment. We're planning on getting more, so I'll tell you if that happens. Now back to pranking!

Family Members

Hi guys!  I'm taking a break from Pranking today to introduce you to my family members. You really can't tell who they are, so I'm giving you a quick overview that doesn't really include any information. Yay!

Me:

I'm Pranky. No, Pranky is not my real first name, nor is it my real nickname. I am a girl, and I play pranks on my family. That's really all you need to know.

Dad:

This is my dad. He has gray hair and glasses, and he hates wearing shorts or flip-flops. He's really in to the Beatles and other 60's style music, as well as sports.

Mom:

Mom has glasses and blonde hair with highlights. She does like shorts and flip-flops, so I don't know why I drew her in long pants. She likes... well, I don't really know what she likes except the Lord of The Rings, and drawing her hair hurts my hand.

Brother:

This is my brother. Brother is not his real name (I thought we got past this...). He likes cats and video games.

That's my family! Now you'll be able to recognize them in my posts!

Spicy Snack Prank

I got this idea from the Animal Planet show, Tanked. Just wanted to give them credit so I wouldn't get sued.

I played this prank on my mom, and although it could be considered 'evil' or 'cruel,' I'm Pranky, and I am evil, so this is within my spectrum of 'normal.'

I have always wanted to set somebody's mouth on fire. ALWAYS. I imagined it looking like this:

(I'll just tell you now: it isn't actually that cool.) I saw the episode of Tanked where one of the guys buys take out for the other, and then puts tons of hot sauce in both his burger and his drink. So I edited the prank a little, and got my mom take out from the California Tortilla.

This is how it went down:

It worked! ... and now I'm back in prison.

I'm starting to see a pattern here...

Bright Light Blanket Prank

Everyone's seen those ads for the Bright Light Pillow on TV:

Apparently the pillow comes with a blanket:

 The pillow just seemed stupid to me, as I'm not even remotely afraid of the dark, but upon seeing the blanket, my evil brain got an idea. You see, I was thinking about aliens that day (don't ask, I'm a weird person), and when I was on the topic of UFOs, I remembered how in all of the alien movies, the UFOs emit strange glows, kind of like a radioactive Frisbee.

I figured that if I could stick the blanket in my parents' room somewhere, and turn it on in the middle of the night, it would kinda look like a UFO. Picture this:

Great idea, right? However, this prank didn't go exactly as planned. I meant to have the blanket by the time my dad got back from a business trip (he's the guy with round glasses and gray hair), but I found out that you have to buy the pillow first, ($28 total), and then you can order the blanket for $48! It's not really free! Those ads cheated me! That's a total of  $76! Let me tell you now, I have never had that kind of money in my life. EVER. My evil brain just isn't good at saving. If I get something, I use it immediately. So I found a friend at camp who had a Bright Light Blanket, and she lent it to me. Then I carried out my plan.

I put the blanket on the bed as planned, and covered it with the quilt so nobody could see it. But my parents reacted differently than I imagined.

What I Expected:

What I Got:

 My Dad was apparently half asleep when I turned on the blanket, because he woke up and freaked out. Upon figuring out what was going on, I got grounded. Now I feel like I'm in prison.

Dad has no sense of humor.