Exploding Hamster Prank

My friend Birdy is very animal-oriented. So, naturally she freaked when I showed her this picture of a water baloon:

and told her that it was a hamster. Birdy actually believed this claim. She's still freaking out.

Death by Mud

Hwi is terrified of mud. I swear, I have never seen anybody so mysophobic (that's mudphobic in regular language). Hwi probably just dislikes mud, but when she gets dirty she freaks out and complains for hours, so Gray Wolf and I tend to laugh at her.

(This is after a car splashed a bunch of mud towards Hwi. Unfortunately, mud doesn't actually make an evil face and reach towards you, so this drawing is kind of exaggerated.)

Gray Wolf and I took note of this fear of mud, and decided to play the best prank ever. Gray Wolf invited Hwi and me to a sleep-over at her house, and in the middle of the night, we moved Hwi into the forest behind Gray Wolf's house and used a squirt gun to make the ground all around her wet and muddy.

Gray Wolf and I were so impressed with our own cunning that we went to bed and forgot about Hwi!
Unfortunately we only remembered her because she woke us up at about 2:00 am by her screaming.

Because of her Hwinertia (see family and friends page for pronunciation and definition), Hwi did not think that this was very funny. She screamed at us for several hours (I think that both Gray Wolf and I fell asleep during this shouting match), by which time my parents had arrived. Understandably, they were not amused by my evil abilities.

One of these days, I'm going to prank someone and not get grounded! Then they'll see!

Super Bacon Prank

I found this awesome website that lets you slap a slab of bacon onto any website. I totally pranked Gray Wolf by putting the bacon on a website that she's addicted to. (Here's the website: http://bacolicio.us/about:blank). You just stick it in front of a web address and poof! Your website just got baconified. Here are two screenshot examples:

I sent an email to Gray Wolf that consisted of this:

Oh No!

Pranky Prankster

to Gray Wolf Growl

Gray Wolf! You won't believe what happened to Howrse! Click here to find out! It's terrible! It's the end of the world!!!

Naturally, Gray Wolf clicked on the link, and she saw this:

And then she freaked out. The return email said:

Re: Oh No!

Gray Wolf Growl

to Pranky Prankster

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!

I imagined this:

Oh, Gray Wolf. Of all the things to think that the world is ending over, why did you choose seeing a slab of bacon on your favorite website courtesy of your evil friend?

The Real Story of Evolution

Brother can be really gullible. Several years ago, I told him the real story of evolution:

And then Evolution happened...

This actually frightened Brother, so he stopped eating vegetables, believing that they would turn into people wearing vegetable-colored clothes with leaves on their heads.As you can imagine, this caused quite a scene at the dinner table one night.

 Mom and Brother screamed at each other for a while, and then Brother revealed the real story of evolution for the whole family to hear. As you can imagine, my parents were not impressed.

Every. Single. Time.

Wet Dad Prank

This is another awesome prank. It's also evil. And annoying. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! This is also a classic, so many of you may have either heard of or done this.

Dad got very wet. And then I had to clean up the water, and I got grounded. Again.

Prison, sweet prison.

Freaky Fruit Prank

This is an incredibly awesome prank. One year, my mom grew strawberries. They weren't supposed to make fruit until July, but in about May I decided that it would be the ultimate prank to make my parents think that the strawberries were growing out of season (however, I always think it's the ultimate prank when I play a prank).

Imagine this:

Wasn't that awesome? And the best part is: I didn't get grounded for it!

YAY!!!!

Forgotten Family Members!

AAGH! I forgot to introduce you to my 'dogs!' For the record, I don't actually have any dogs. Or cats. Or rabbits. Or guinea pigs. Or hamsters. But I do have lots of fish. I will introduce you to them individually (because I actually don't have anything better to do).

Stubby is my personal favorite. He's a rubber-lip Plecostomus, and he actually looks like this:

He's a sucker mouth catfish and he swims around the tank eating algae with the mouth that's underneath his head... or at least, he's supposed to. Stubby revealed himself to be the world's only carnivorous pleco. That, and he's also mildly aggressive and occasionally nocturnal. Just like me! He changes the number of spots he has according to his mood. In the drawing above, he's hungry. In the photo above he's confused (Look at me! I'm the fish-whisperer!). When we go on vacation he goes into Stubby Shutdown Mode (SSM) and turns white with black 'meh' spots. Mom insisted on getting a large rock to stick in the tank when we first got it. Stubby spends hours just sitting on it. We think it's for 2 reasons. 1. The Rock smells like algae, so Stubby enjoys the aroma (Funny enough: he never actually eats algae...). 2. The Rock is smack in the middle of the tank, so 'King Stubby' can use his 'throne' as a place to bully all of the other fish into submission. Overall, I've never met a more lazy fish, but then again, I actually haven't met that many fish.

 Jeremy and Louise are golden barbs. This is what they really look like:

(This picture is from a while ago. Jeremy is on the top) Louise is a little bit... okay, really overweight. They pretty much spend their time doing... fish things. They swim around the tank and eat when we feed them. Admittedly, that's about it.

Jester and Jordan are Harlequin Rasboras. Jester is male and Jordan is female. This is what they actually look like:

(Jester is on the top). You can tell them apart by looking at their back fins. Jordan has rounded ones, and Jester has pointed ones. They swim around and eat, and that's about it.

Riddle is a Round Red-Eye Tetra. Her original name was Tom Riddle (Voldemort's original name, from Harry Potter) because she has red eyes, but then we found out that she was female, so we dropped the 'Tom.' She used to have a male partner called Narcissus, but he died. This is what she really looks like:

She's a bit more aggressive than any of the other fish except Stubby, and apart from the occasional violent mood swing, where she chases another fish around the tank, Riddle also doesn't do much.

Those are all of my fish at the moment. We're planning on getting more, so I'll tell you if that happens. Now back to pranking!