The Pranksidental Election!

The polls aren't really in.... but here at Pranks-A-Lot we're holding our own election for 'Pranksident!' And the nominees are:

Pranky, the super-awesome writer of this blog, and in her opinion, the ultimate prankster.

A Prank Today Means a Really Grumpy Person Tomorrow!

Pranky's Campaign Promises:

"I will kill prank everybody who doesn't vote for me!"

"I will prank the people who have wronged me!"

"I have done more pranks than my opponent!"

"I will conTtinue to write this blog!"

"Twisty is trying to steal my glory, and the glory of the pranking universe! We must stop her before it's too late!"

Pranky's rival, the infamous Twisty, who viciously pranked Pranky, Gray Wolf, Hwi, and Cheesy in the middle of the night when Pranky couldn't walk!

Deep Down, You Know She's Nuts

 Twisty's Campaign Promises

"I will make gymnastics mandatory for everybody!"

"I will have fewer campaign promises than my opponent!"

Gray Wolf, who pranked Pranky with a stand-up, cardboard, life-size cutout of Albus Dumbledore.
Wolves Are Awesome
Gray Wolf's Campaign Promises:
 Nobody knows what goes on inside Gray Wolf's head.

WHO WILL WIN?

Vote for the Winner Here: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/GGN5TQR