To tell you guys the truth, I suck at commitments, and when I say 'suck' I mean 'SUCK' in all caps. Ever since I was a little kid, I could never commit to anything for longer than a week. I would start writing a novel, and be SURE that THIS was the one that was going to get me into Harvard.
Then, of course, less than a week later, I would abandon my 'novel' in search of something that was more likely to happen. Sadly, life has taught me (thus far) that you should never commit to anything remotely difficult, because you might fail miserably at it and have everyone laugh at you.
This is my day-to-day life. Sitting around in school, even though I know the answers to questions just because it would require too much effort to raise my hand and say "India." The only real exception to this is science class.
After watching 88 hours of my favorite TV show, Fringe, I've decided that I REALLY want to be a biochemist. During science class (which is life science this year), I'm hyper-focused and I answer EVERY question, no matter how much I just want to fall asleep. In most of my classes, my thoughts, if translated into a visual, would look like this:
However, in science class, my thoughts are more like this:
(Somehow I still manage to get straight 'A's. I still can't figure out how I do it!)
This appears to have turned into a rant about how I can't focus. The real reason I haven't been posting is that I'm the laziest person on the planet and can't be bothered to do anything. I'll try harder, but it might not get any better.
I can't really think of a good way to end this post, so here's a picture of a doughnut (I drew it with sprinkles just for you!):
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
I Bought a Wacom Tablet!
Hi, it's Pranky with a HUGE announcement: I just bought a Wacom tablet!
Now that it's so much easier to draw, you can expect a lot more updates from me! :D
Pranky out!
Monday, April 8, 2013
The Prank Call
Hwi and I had a score to settle with Gray Wolf. You see, she's been purposefully missing the bus to do homework for about 6 weeks now, and we got really ticked off that she can get away with that.
Here's how the dialogue went down:
Gray Wolf: Hello? Gray Wolf speaking.
Pranky and Hwi: Hello, is this *insert Gray Wolf's number here*?
Gray Wolf: Yes.
Pranky and Hwi: This is Henry Watkins calling from the Zoo. I need to find out what time you want your koala bear.
Gray Wolf: Sorry, what?
Pranky and Hwi: A baby koala bear, you signed up to adopt one and we got a dozen of these babies and we're delivering them all today. What time is good for you?
Gray Wolf: Urm.. could you call back in two hours?
Pranky and Hwi: No.
Gray Wolf: Why?
Pranky and Hwi: 'Cause we aren't really the Zoo, Gray Wolf, you idiot!
Gray Wolf: PRANKY! HWI! IS THAT YOU?!
Pranky and Hwi: No, we're... I mean I'm Henry Watkins, remember?
Gray Wolf: YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!
Pranky and Hwi: Miss, are you mentally unstable? Because we... I can get you help.
Gray Wolf: I KNOW IT'S YOU TWO!
Pranky and Hwi: *Uncontrollable laughter*
Gray Wolf: AARGH!!! *Hangs up phone*
And that's why you take the bus to school.
So Hwi and I decided to get back at her. My way.
I downloaded a special app on my phone that allows me to disguise my voice. Hwi and I grabbed my phone, opened the app, chose a scenario, and the stage was set. We placed the call, and Gray Wolf picked up.Here's how the dialogue went down:
Gray Wolf: Hello? Gray Wolf speaking.
Pranky and Hwi: Hello, is this *insert Gray Wolf's number here*?
Gray Wolf: Yes.
Pranky and Hwi: This is Henry Watkins calling from the Zoo. I need to find out what time you want your koala bear.
Gray Wolf: Sorry, what?
Pranky and Hwi: A baby koala bear, you signed up to adopt one and we got a dozen of these babies and we're delivering them all today. What time is good for you?
Gray Wolf: Urm.. could you call back in two hours?
Pranky and Hwi: No.
Gray Wolf: Why?
Pranky and Hwi: 'Cause we aren't really the Zoo, Gray Wolf, you idiot!
Gray Wolf: PRANKY! HWI! IS THAT YOU?!
Pranky and Hwi: No, we're... I mean I'm Henry Watkins, remember?
Gray Wolf: YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!
Pranky and Hwi: Miss, are you mentally unstable? Because we... I can get you help.
Gray Wolf: I KNOW IT'S YOU TWO!
Pranky and Hwi: *Uncontrollable laughter*
Gray Wolf: AARGH!!! *Hangs up phone*
And that's why you take the bus to school.
Friday, April 5, 2013
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
10,000 Pageviews!
Yes, you heard it here first, Pranks-A-Lot has 10,000 pageviews! To celebrate this, I drew you a picture:
Put it everywhere! Pranks-A-Lot has 10,000 pageviews!
Put it everywhere! Pranks-A-Lot has 10,000 pageviews!
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Header Edits
WE INTERRUPT YOUR MEANINGFUL LIVES TO BRING YOU A NEWS BULLETIN:
DO NOT BE ALARMED:
You may notice that I edited the header a bit. It now has a better drawing of me and the vegetables from "The Real Story of Evolution."
YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR SCREAMING.
DO NOT BE ALARMED:
You may notice that I edited the header a bit. It now has a better drawing of me and the vegetables from "The Real Story of Evolution."
YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR SCREAMING.
Monday, December 10, 2012
REALLY REALLY BAD NEWS
Hi, it's a very melancholy Pranky here with some truly awful news. I need heart surgery.
You see, I was diagnosed with a rare, yet serious, condition known as ALCAPA, which stands for Anomalous Left Coronary Artery from the Pulmonary Artery. Here's a diagram below:
As you can see, the heart on the left is normal, while the heart on the right has the same condition as I do. Mine was not a very serious case (if it was we would have discovered it many years ago), but it does require extensive surgery to correct it.
You may be thinking: 'Wow, Pranky! Those are some big words there!' and if you are, you're right. Along with being the world's most amazing prank-er, I'm also an academic junkie, so I spend lots of time correcting Gray Wolf's grammar usage (she warns me that if I do it one more time bad things will happen).
Anyway, my surgery is on the 18th of this month. I'll be in the hospital for a week after that, meaning I'll return home on Christmas Day. Because my birthday is the 22nd of this month, I'll also be spending that, and the impending Apocalypse (December 21st) in the hospital (However, I saw the Apocalypse coming. The second the Washington Redskins stopped being terrible, I knew something was wrong).
So wish me luck, and send me chocolate! :)
- Pranky
You see, I was diagnosed with a rare, yet serious, condition known as ALCAPA, which stands for Anomalous Left Coronary Artery from the Pulmonary Artery. Here's a diagram below:
As you can see, the heart on the left is normal, while the heart on the right has the same condition as I do. Mine was not a very serious case (if it was we would have discovered it many years ago), but it does require extensive surgery to correct it.
You may be thinking: 'Wow, Pranky! Those are some big words there!' and if you are, you're right. Along with being the world's most amazing prank-er, I'm also an academic junkie, so I spend lots of time correcting Gray Wolf's grammar usage (she warns me that if I do it one more time bad things will happen).
Anyway, my surgery is on the 18th of this month. I'll be in the hospital for a week after that, meaning I'll return home on Christmas Day. Because my birthday is the 22nd of this month, I'll also be spending that, and the impending Apocalypse (December 21st) in the hospital (However, I saw the Apocalypse coming. The second the Washington Redskins stopped being terrible, I knew something was wrong).
So wish me luck, and send me chocolate! :)
- Pranky
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