Pranksidental Election Results!

The votes are in, and the winner is about to be announced! Drum roll please! 

There were seven votes in this pranksidental election, a record turnout! 

  

And now:

In third place, with 0 votes: GRAY WOLF!

In second place, with 2 votes: TWISTY!

And in first place, with 5 votes: PRANKY!!! :D :D :D   

A Prank Today Means a Really Grumpy Person Tomorrow!

Pranky Prankster: Pranksident of the Pranking Universe!

The Pranksidental Election!

The polls aren't really in.... but here at Pranks-A-Lot we're holding our own election for 'Pranksident!' And the nominees are:

Pranky, the super-awesome writer of this blog, and in her opinion, the ultimate prankster.

A Prank Today Means a Really Grumpy Person Tomorrow!

Pranky's Campaign Promises:

"I will kill prank everybody who doesn't vote for me!"

"I will prank the people who have wronged me!"

"I have done more pranks than my opponent!"

"I will conTtinue to write this blog!"

"Twisty is trying to steal my glory, and the glory of the pranking universe! We must stop her before it's too late!"

Pranky's rival, the infamous Twisty, who viciously pranked Pranky, Gray Wolf, Hwi, and Cheesy in the middle of the night when Pranky couldn't walk!

Deep Down, You Know She's Nuts

 Twisty's Campaign Promises

"I will make gymnastics mandatory for everybody!"

"I will have fewer campaign promises than my opponent!"

Gray Wolf, who pranked Pranky with a stand-up, cardboard, life-size cutout of Albus Dumbledore.
Wolves Are Awesome
Gray Wolf's Campaign Promises:
 Nobody knows what goes on inside Gray Wolf's head.

WHO WILL WIN?

Vote for the Winner Here: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/GGN5TQR

The Sleep-Over

On Saturday night, I had a sleep-over with Gray Wolf, Hwi, Twisty, and Cheesy. A series of unfortunate events unfolds, and poof! I can't walk and I get pranked (let it suffice to say that both Hwi and Twisty are now on my hit-list). It kind of went down like this:

Warning: You are Entering an Exaggerated Version of a Real Event

It was about three in the morning. Of course, I had claimed the couch at the beginning of the sleep-over. Twisty, Cheesy, and Gray Wolf were to remain asleep, but Hwi was destined to be woken up by the daemon of terror that is Pranky.

 Yep. I woke up at 3:00 in the morning, grabbed a plastic light saber, crawled into Hwi's sleeping bag, and hit her on the head with said light saber (and woke everyone up). But wait! It gets worse!!

Hwi kicked me in the leg. I couldn't walk for three days! Yay! And to make it even worse, guess what I saw when I woke up.

Yep. We got TPd. It took us about five minutes to realize that Twisty was the only person who didn't have toilet paper all over her and that she must have done it. And then she claimed to be better at pranking than me!!!!!!!! She will pay for that.

VS.

Who's the better pranker?

Post your vote for the winner in the comments!

Creating the Perfect Halloween Costume

I know that this site is supposed to be about pranking people, but I decided to give you a 'how to' guide on making an awesome Halloween costume (and brag about the one I'm going to wear at the same time).

Pranky's Guide to Making the Perfect Halloween Costume in Lots of Not-so-simple Steps

Step 1: Choose a costume idea

This is probably the most straightforward of all of the steps. All you need to do is choose an idea:

(Click image to enlarge)

For those of you who don't know, I play the tuba. I chose to be a tuba for Halloween to represent the small percentage of tubists (fancy for 'a person who plays the tuba') who are female.

Step 2: Buy lots of foam board

Seriously! All of these costumes can be made with the right color foam board (orange for pumpkin, silver/white with silver spray paint for spatula and yellow, tan and pink for pencil). I'm using yellow foam board for my tuba costume. You'll also need:

An X-ACTO Knife

Something to use as as straps (caution tape, duct tape, etc.)

Decorations such as felt, glitter, and shiny stuff (optional)

Black marker (for details on something like a tuba)

Step 3: Make the costume

Unfortunately, this step really isn't very straightforward. You need to cut out the shape of the costume, glue/tape the straps on, put on any decorations you might need, see if the costume fits you, etc.

Credit your costume to Pranky!

Don't get excited, it's just an update (or is it?)

Hi! I'm currently working on a really long post, so I thought I should post and tell you that my arms are back. I'm also working on a line of Pranks-A-Lot products via Zazzle that I may decide to sell to the general public (it's not certain yet though, so don't explode from the sheer awesomeness of it). However, if I do create a line, I want you to pick the images that I put on them, so I'm going to post 10 classic Pranks-A-Lot drawings below and you can leave comments telling me which ones you like the best! Yay!

Pic 1

(Almost every post, originally from Bright Light Blanket Prank)

Pic 2

(From Death By Mud)

Pic 3

(From Bright Light Blanket Prank)

Pic 4

(From Spicy Snack Prank)

Pic 5

(From Forgotten Family Members)

Pic 6

(From Family Members)

Pic 7

(From Super Bacon Prank)

Pic 8

(From The Real Story of Evolution)

Pic 9

(From Death By Mud)

Pic 10

(From Wet Dad Prank)

I'M BAAACK!

Hi guys! Sorry I haven't posted anything in a really long time. Both of my arms fell off.

Just kidding! I had major computer issues and lost all of my work! Luckily Blogger (the program that hosts me) saves everything I ever upload! Thank you Blogger! I'll be back to pranking as soon as I get my arms sewn back on!

Exploding Hamster Prank

My friend Birdy is very animal-oriented. So, naturally she freaked when I showed her this picture of a water baloon:

and told her that it was a hamster. Birdy actually believed this claim. She's still freaking out.