Well, this is Awkward...

I suppose I stink at not being on hiatus. Sorry about that. I have actually tried to do some stuff, but lately doing things has been hard for me. I'm slipping deeper and deeper into the realm of intense laziness, and really need to be a little bit more responsible when it comes to this blog. Hopefully, there'll be a bit more of me here in the future. 

-Pranky

Hey! I'm Back!

Sorry for the hiatus. I've been a bit busy. Today, Pranky officially returns to Pranks-A-Lot! Party time!

(That's confetti in the background, by the way).

New posts are coming very soon, including an explanation (and dramatization) of why I hate planes, a couple of rants about British television, and a bunch of pictures of the cacti I'm growing. 

Stay tuned!

-Pranky

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Pranky here (obviously), and happy to announce that I now own the first.... official Pranks-A-Lot tee shirt! Here's a pic:

Awesome, right! :)

-Pranky

Pranks-A-Lot's First Birthday!

Yep, you read the title correctly! Pranks-A-Lot is one year old! To celebrate, there's a new item in the Zazzle store (http://www.zazzle.com/pranktabulous*): the Pranks-A-Lot Celebration Laptop Sleeve! Here's a pic:

This contains almost every memorable photo in the history of Pranks-A-Lot.

 

Also within 24 hours, a bunch of merchandise with the 'Happy Birthday' graphic below will appear in the Zazzle store.

 

But now:

 



 

Happy Birthday Pranks-A-Lot!!

 

-Pranky

PRANKS-A-LOT STORE BY PALINDROME!!!

I put my awesome friend, Palindrome in charge of marketing, products, and the like, and she created the one and only Pranks-A-Lot store, Pranktabulous! Thanks Palindrome!!!

Palindrome created a line of phone and iPad cases based around some drawings from this blog. Even though the store isn't completed yet, there's still some pretty awesome stuff there. Here are two of my favorites:

Both of these awesome products and more can be found at http://www.zazzle.com/pranktabulous*.

That Time I Dumped Cheez-Its on Gray Wolf's Head

As I said, Gray Wolf thinks she's special, and that she can be driven to school every day without consequences. Hwi and I decided to stop the madness, and get back at her in some unimaginable way to convince her that she's just like the two of us: slightly abnormal. Hwi and I spent hours brainstorming ideas.

 

Hwi doesn't seem to understand the concept that you simply can't freeze a person without killing them. Fish and frogs can use sugar in their blood as an antifreeze, but if a person tried to do that, it would kill them, and so would the actual freezing process.

 

(You get the picture, right?) Anyway, Hwi's far-fetched ideas of freezing Gray Wolf, locking her on the roof, prank calling her (again), or my favorite, splashing mud at her (only you mind that, Hwi!), didn't really get us anywhere, so I had to improvise. That day at lunch:

 

 

 

Gray Wolf's really scary when she's angry. Did you know that?

 



The True Story of Why I Haven't Been Posting Very Much

To tell you guys the truth, I suck at commitments, and when I say 'suck' I mean 'SUCK' in all caps. Ever since I was a little kid, I could never commit to anything for longer than a week. I would start writing a novel, and be SURE that THIS was the one that was going to get me into Harvard.

Then, of course, less than a week later, I would abandon my 'novel' in search of something that was more likely to happen. Sadly, life has taught me (thus far) that you should never commit to anything remotely difficult, because you might fail miserably at it and have everyone laugh at you.

This is my day-to-day life. Sitting around in school, even though I know the answers to questions just because it would require too much effort to raise my hand and say "India." The only real exception to this is science class.

After watching 88 hours of my favorite TV show, Fringe, I've decided that I REALLY want to be a biochemist. During science class (which is life science this year), I'm hyper-focused and I answer EVERY question, no matter how much I just want to fall asleep. In most of my classes, my thoughts, if translated into a visual, would look like this:

However, in science class, my thoughts are more like this:

(Somehow I still manage to get straight 'A's. I still can't figure out how I do it!)

This appears to have turned into a rant about how I can't focus. The real reason I haven't been posting is that I'm the laziest person on the planet and can't be bothered to do anything. I'll try harder, but it might not get any better.

I can't really think of a good way to end this post, so here's a picture of a doughnut (I drew it with sprinkles just for you!):



I Bought a Wacom Tablet!

Hi, it's Pranky with a HUGE announcement: I just bought a Wacom tablet!

 

Now that it's so much easier to draw, you can expect a lot more updates from me! :D

 

Pranky out!

The Prank Call

Hwi and I had a score to settle with Gray Wolf. You see, she's been purposefully missing the bus to do homework for about 6 weeks now, and we got really ticked off that she can get away with that.

 

 So Hwi and I decided to get back at her. My way.

I downloaded a special app on my phone that allows me to disguise my voice. Hwi and I grabbed my phone, opened the app, chose a scenario, and the stage was set. We placed the call, and Gray Wolf picked up.

Here's how the dialogue went down:

Gray Wolf: Hello? Gray Wolf speaking.
Pranky and Hwi: Hello, is this *insert Gray Wolf's number here*?
Gray Wolf: Yes.
Pranky and Hwi: This is Henry Watkins calling from the Zoo. I need to find out what time you want your koala bear.
Gray Wolf: Sorry, what?
Pranky and Hwi: A baby koala bear, you signed up to adopt one and we got a dozen of these babies and we're delivering them all today. What time is good for you?
Gray Wolf: Urm.. could you call back in two hours?
Pranky and Hwi: No.
Gray Wolf: Why?
Pranky and Hwi: 'Cause we aren't really the Zoo, Gray Wolf, you idiot!
Gray Wolf: PRANKY! HWI! IS THAT YOU?!
Pranky and Hwi: No, we're... I mean I'm Henry Watkins, remember?
Gray Wolf: YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!
Pranky and Hwi: Miss, are you mentally unstable? Because we... I can get you help.
Gray Wolf: I KNOW IT'S YOU TWO!
Pranky and Hwi: *Uncontrollable laughter*
Gray Wolf: AARGH!!! *Hangs up phone*


And that's why you take the bus to school.

I'm Not Dead!

It's true! I am actually, still alive! :D