Pranksidental Election Results!

The votes are in, and the winner is about to be announced! Drum roll please! 

There were seven votes in this pranksidental election, a record turnout! 

  

And now:

In third place, with 0 votes: GRAY WOLF!

In second place, with 2 votes: TWISTY!

And in first place, with 5 votes: PRANKY!!! :D :D :D   

A Prank Today Means a Really Grumpy Person Tomorrow!

Pranky Prankster: Pranksident of the Pranking Universe!

The Pranksidental Election!

The polls aren't really in.... but here at Pranks-A-Lot we're holding our own election for 'Pranksident!' And the nominees are:

Pranky, the super-awesome writer of this blog, and in her opinion, the ultimate prankster.

A Prank Today Means a Really Grumpy Person Tomorrow!

Pranky's Campaign Promises:

"I will kill prank everybody who doesn't vote for me!"

"I will prank the people who have wronged me!"

"I have done more pranks than my opponent!"

"I will conTtinue to write this blog!"

"Twisty is trying to steal my glory, and the glory of the pranking universe! We must stop her before it's too late!"

Pranky's rival, the infamous Twisty, who viciously pranked Pranky, Gray Wolf, Hwi, and Cheesy in the middle of the night when Pranky couldn't walk!

Deep Down, You Know She's Nuts

 Twisty's Campaign Promises

"I will make gymnastics mandatory for everybody!"

"I will have fewer campaign promises than my opponent!"

Gray Wolf, who pranked Pranky with a stand-up, cardboard, life-size cutout of Albus Dumbledore.
Wolves Are Awesome
Gray Wolf's Campaign Promises:
 Nobody knows what goes on inside Gray Wolf's head.

WHO WILL WIN?

Vote for the Winner Here: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/GGN5TQR

The Sleep-Over

On Saturday night, I had a sleep-over with Gray Wolf, Hwi, Twisty, and Cheesy. A series of unfortunate events unfolds, and poof! I can't walk and I get pranked (let it suffice to say that both Hwi and Twisty are now on my hit-list). It kind of went down like this:

Warning: You are Entering an Exaggerated Version of a Real Event

It was about three in the morning. Of course, I had claimed the couch at the beginning of the sleep-over. Twisty, Cheesy, and Gray Wolf were to remain asleep, but Hwi was destined to be woken up by the daemon of terror that is Pranky.

 Yep. I woke up at 3:00 in the morning, grabbed a plastic light saber, crawled into Hwi's sleeping bag, and hit her on the head with said light saber (and woke everyone up). But wait! It gets worse!!

Hwi kicked me in the leg. I couldn't walk for three days! Yay! And to make it even worse, guess what I saw when I woke up.

Yep. We got TPd. It took us about five minutes to realize that Twisty was the only person who didn't have toilet paper all over her and that she must have done it. And then she claimed to be better at pranking than me!!!!!!!! She will pay for that.

VS.

Who's the better pranker?

Post your vote for the winner in the comments!