So... I Got Bored

Today I got bored and drew Robert E. Lee being chased by a murderous duck. It's a long story. 

Well, this is Awkward...

I suppose I stink at not being on hiatus. Sorry about that. I have actually tried to do some stuff, but lately doing things has been hard for me. I'm slipping deeper and deeper into the realm of intense laziness, and really need to be a little bit more responsible when it comes to this blog. Hopefully, there'll be a bit more of me here in the future. 

-Pranky

Hey! I'm Back!

Sorry for the hiatus. I've been a bit busy. Today, Pranky officially returns to Pranks-A-Lot! Party time!

(That's confetti in the background, by the way).

New posts are coming very soon, including an explanation (and dramatization) of why I hate planes, a couple of rants about British television, and a bunch of pictures of the cacti I'm growing. 

Stay tuned!

-Pranky

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Pranky here (obviously), and happy to announce that I now own the first.... official Pranks-A-Lot tee shirt! Here's a pic:

Awesome, right! :)

-Pranky

Pranks-A-Lot's First Birthday!

Yep, you read the title correctly! Pranks-A-Lot is one year old! To celebrate, there's a new item in the Zazzle store (http://www.zazzle.com/pranktabulous*): the Pranks-A-Lot Celebration Laptop Sleeve! Here's a pic:

This contains almost every memorable photo in the history of Pranks-A-Lot.

 

Also within 24 hours, a bunch of merchandise with the 'Happy Birthday' graphic below will appear in the Zazzle store.

 

But now:

 



 

Happy Birthday Pranks-A-Lot!!

 

-Pranky

PRANKS-A-LOT STORE BY PALINDROME!!!

I put my awesome friend, Palindrome in charge of marketing, products, and the like, and she created the one and only Pranks-A-Lot store, Pranktabulous! Thanks Palindrome!!!

Palindrome created a line of phone and iPad cases based around some drawings from this blog. Even though the store isn't completed yet, there's still some pretty awesome stuff there. Here are two of my favorites:

Both of these awesome products and more can be found at http://www.zazzle.com/pranktabulous*.

That Time I Dumped Cheez-Its on Gray Wolf's Head

As I said, Gray Wolf thinks she's special, and that she can be driven to school every day without consequences. Hwi and I decided to stop the madness, and get back at her in some unimaginable way to convince her that she's just like the two of us: slightly abnormal. Hwi and I spent hours brainstorming ideas.

 

Hwi doesn't seem to understand the concept that you simply can't freeze a person without killing them. Fish and frogs can use sugar in their blood as an antifreeze, but if a person tried to do that, it would kill them, and so would the actual freezing process.

 

(You get the picture, right?) Anyway, Hwi's far-fetched ideas of freezing Gray Wolf, locking her on the roof, prank calling her (again), or my favorite, splashing mud at her (only you mind that, Hwi!), didn't really get us anywhere, so I had to improvise. That day at lunch:

 

 

 

Gray Wolf's really scary when she's angry. Did you know that?